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Monday, March 22, 2010

Jzs, As a fellow Jew, you're circumsized, right? Why do you not tell your followers to offer their foreskins to G-d? It doesn't seem fair. -Schlomo "Steve" Ruffman

Okay so listen up "Steve" I mean man I dont wanna get involved in how u mutiliate ur kids. Thats some private shit and I mean I gave u guys the illusion of free will so go ahead and decide if you wanna mangle up ur babies junk on ur own okay? And also look Ive spent the last thousand years trying to get my foreskin back with this shit i saw on the internet that stretches u out a new foreskin and man that is no damn good at all. Id post a pic but I cant figure out how so just imagine it for urself.

- Jzs

1 comment:

  1. Jzs. But why the circumcision in the first place? Have you talked to your Dad about it?

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