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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Jesus, Why did it rain all weekend on my birthday weekend? Your friend, Loren

Loren first of all happy birthday I guess. By the way were not even real "friends" friends or anything because Im ur god not ur friend but u know what I did for u instead of singing u a stupid song and making u a cake? I mean did u look at those raindrops? There were pieces of gold in every one saying "happy birthday lauren u rock". But no instead of looking u just sat around and act like I did u wrong, damn.

Jk there was no gold in that shit. Im just messing with u. Sorry I made it rain on ur birthday but theres people out there with drought so go eat a Ding Dong or something and dont act like u werent gonna just watch TV all weekend anyway.

Cool.
Jzs

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