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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Jesus, Is my son actually my flesh and blood? He's blonde and I have brown hair; his eyes are green and mine are blue. You could save me a lot in child support. All my best, Justin

Listen justin theres no easy way to say this but im sorry that shit is really yours. U made that kid with your illegal sex and theres nothing u can do now except throw money at it until it goes away. This is why sex is evil and stuff and how i punish u 4 it. U like to be punished, though. but not like this u dont.

next time just wear a condom or get a coat hanger or something damn.

- Jzs

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