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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Hey God, will I go to hell for suicide? - Sammy

Hi Sam. Thats a common mistake people make about the rules. U wont go to hell for suicide. iN fact, sometimes u might go to hell for not commiting suicide. Also, sometimes u just go to hell for no reason at all except that I just dont really like u that much. Eternity is a long time to spend with someone u dont rly like. Im not saying for sure that im talking about u. But before u commit suicide u might want to think about things u can do 2 make urself less annoying to me. Like shave off that stupid chin strap that makes u look like a ghetto.

Peace.

-Jzs

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