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Friday, March 12, 2010

Am I going to get fired, God? - Jake in Accounting

Hi Jake. Well first of all u seem to be doin a lot of not-work right now while u sit and wait for god to answer your damn preyrs. If u want me to look into the future and tell u if ur gonna get fired, I dont even have to get my cristal jesus ball out to tell u this one. Maybe the better question u should think about is if u actually want to get fired. U sure act like it, dont u? Dont u??? U answer me when I ask u a question, boy. Look right up at the ceiling of ur stupid office and talk to me. Thats where I am. In the ceiling. Watching u.

Keep talking to the ceiling and calling it god and u'll get fired in no time.

Damn Im smooth.

- Jzs

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