How come sometimes the subway goes so slow I want to kill myself and everyone on it? Thanks for your time, God. - Ray

Hi Ray thats a good question. I bet u think I have something to do with that and thats why ur asking me this rly passive agressive question. And is that kind of a threat there at the end that u might kill urself and other people? HAHA. Damn. Its funny that u think that kind of thing works on me. Im Jzs. Im the fucking king of passive agressive death threats. I invented it. Along with birds and physics and masturbation and everything else that is awesome. Anyway um the subway is run by a bunch of no good people that cant find gainful employment anywhere else so i mean of course its going to suck every now and then. U should be amazed it runs at all and just maybe be thankful or quiet or something for once. Damn.

- Jzs