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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

What's heaven like? - Concerned Citizen

Hey CC, thanks for asking. We're about to have an episode on MTV Cribs soon, but ill give u a sneak peek. Heaven is like if u could imagine a Dairy Queen but instead of ice cream, the machines just give you orgasms. And also you dont need real money. They only take JzsBucks, which u can get up here from ATMs that are conveniently located all around the fucking place. Almost as many as there are Chase ATMs in Manhattan. Thats how many. Which is alot.

-Jzs

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