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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

How is it possible for you to exist? - Jake in Brooklyn

Yah, of course u live in Brooklyn. U say its Williamsburg, but bitch, I know its Bushwick. I'm God. Maybe u can pull that lie off on ur stupid friends cuz even tho they all have Jesus beards, theyre not me. Anyway, obv I exist cuz Im answering ur stupid question on the INternet. If you need more proof than that, then just look at all the flowers in the forsest and all the fish in the ocean and also how Brooklyn hasnt sunk into the east river from the weight of all them unnecessary floppy ear caps you have there. oooh snap.

-Jzs

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