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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Do you answer every prayer, God? - Wilma

Look, Wilma, Im sposta tell u that I do, but sometimes the answer is 'no." But to be totally honest with u, that isnt true at all. I ignore lots of prayers because u people pray all the fuckin time and I cant even sleep at night what with all the praying. I had to buy a white noise machine from Bed Bath and Beyond jsut so i can fall asleep. So look, quit praying. Just write me on here and Ill hit you back real quick. U can also text me.

-Jzs

1 comment:

  1. Jesus, please settle a debate between my friend and me. Do you prefer regular keypads or touchscreen ones? There is a steak dinner riding on this answer. Thanks!

    Also, why did you create Hitler?

    -Hungry In Harrisburg

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