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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Why haven't you called me? -- The Beloved Disciple

Oh shit hey there John. I uh well its been a little busy around here. So much saving and damning and stuff. I just got a little caught up is all. Its been AGES since weve talked tho. How u been?

Um...so remember when I was all Hey john, I really belove u, lets cuddle. I mean thats all that was. It was just one night in college. Im totes str8 so i mean i hope you didnt get the wrong idea or something. I like bitches. And breasts and stuff. There are so many bitches in heaven its like wow I just got all these options and shit and I dont ever think about ur strong, hairy arms anymore ever.

We cool?

- Jzs

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