So Zach...lemme try to find a nice way to say this. Hold up. Um. Er. Uh. Nope. Theres no nice way to say this. That is fucking stupid and gay and god (me) hates that idea. Also, 4 the record, you people have a sick fasination with how I got murdered. Isnt there some other symbol u couldve picked to remember me? Like maybe how I fuckin healed sick people and walked on water and shit? Or the wine thing. Why cant u worship my awesome magic wine bottle? Why you gotta remember me as the dude in a diaper nailed to a planck of wood? Every time u cross urself my PTSD flares up. And thats when i do things like give people cancer. Its like my version of cutting, since I cant cut myself cuz Im god.
Shit. Sometimes I hate that we dont let therapists up here.
- Jzs
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